Deathwatch Item Generator 9th Edition

Generate crazy random weapons for use in your homebrewed Deathwatch narrative games.  Disclaimer:  This will sometimes generate aboslute nonsense, and is really just intended to help you have loads of fun with your Deathwatch campaigns.

Any attempt to use these stats in a tournament will result in general and well-earned mockery.

Combi-flamer

Poisoned

Always wounds on a 2+ except against Vehicles, in which case use its normal Strength

Teleport Homer

A Terminator model or a model with a Teleport Pack can teleport within 3" of a model with a Teleport Homer and more than 1" from enemy models instead of moving.  This counts as a Movement, and counts as Falling Back if the model started within 1" of an enemy model.

Instigator Bolt Carbine

Lesser Poison, Sniper

Always wounds on a 4+ unless the target is a Vehicle or Titanic.

Ignores Look out Sir!

Teleport Pack

Instead of moving this model can displace itself 3d6" to a location that it or an ally can see, more than 1" from enemy models.  This counts as having moved, and also counts as Falling Back if the model started within 1" of an enemy model.

Eldar Ghostsword

Wounding

+1 to wound rolls

Tyranid Bonesword

Multi-attack, Extra Attack, Penetrating

Make 2 hit rolls for every shot / attack this weapon normally does

+1 Attack with this weapon (e.g. Rapid Fire 2 becomes Rapid Fire 3, Melee weapons gain only one extra hit roll when Fighting)

Improve the AP of the weapon by 1 (e.g. AP 0 becomes -1, AP -2 becomes -3)

T'au Photon Grenade

Cursed, Penetrating

Unmodified hit rolls of 1 from this weapon inflict 1 mortal wound each on the firer (after all attacks have been resolved).  This is in addition to any other overheating rules the weapon might have.

Improve the AP of the weapon by 1 (e.g. AP 0 becomes -1, AP -2 becomes -3)

Banner - Banner of Haste

All friendly models within 6" gain +1 to their Movement characteristic.  Any friendly models that are within 6" of this model in the Charge phase can charge even if they advanced.

Necron Gauss Cannon

Ork Killsaw

Decreased Damage

-1 Damage (Minimum 1)

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